Hi Friends! Merry Christmas Eve! I have something terrible to tell you about. Last night daddy did something so horrible I don't even know if I can say it.
That's right friends, he cut my nails. I thought this was the season of good tidings and joy. No, really it is the season of cut your nails Doug because that does not make you happy. Of course, I screamed like I was being tortured because I was. Mean daddy for cutting them and mean mommy for not saving me.
This is the face I gave mommy and she still resisted.
I am going to pull the bows off their Christmas presents, eat one of daddy's Phillies hats, and possible eat another pair of mommy's underwear in retaliation.
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